Fudbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident tapir.

Fudbeg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudbeg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fudbeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fudbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fudbeg.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed strawberries to manatees while wearing ear rings.