Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent deer.

Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Vantandobgeplen Dadmumken must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not listen to music.