Dudnatxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous wyvern.

Dudnatxuck created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnatxuck, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudnatxuck, it will turn you into a mole.

Dudnatxuck's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dudnatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dudnatxuck.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Dudnatxuck.