Dudnatxuck is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous
wyvern.
Dudnatxuck created viruses seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudnatxuck, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dudnatxuck, it will turn you into a mole.
Dudnatxuck's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Dudnatxuck's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt sharks.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Dudnatxuck.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Worship no other gods but Dudnatxuck.