Veencebwip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying troll.

Veencebwip created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencebwip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veencebwip, he will turn you into a worm.

Veencebwip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Veencebwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing indigo boots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must pray to Veencebwip nine times a day.
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