Wonfarnfag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, uncaring jackal.

Wonfarnfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wonfarnfag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wonfarnfag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wonfarnfag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wonfarnfag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the south.

2. Wonfarnfag loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not take Wonfarnfag's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.