Flagwanflat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, intelligent ant.

Flagwanflat created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Flagwanflat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flagwanflat, it will ignore you.

Flagwanflat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Flagwanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Do not take Flagwanflat's name in vain.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.