Bissvogsand Farnyatwan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, slow jellyfish.

Bissvogsand Farnyatwan created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissvogsand Farnyatwan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bissvogsand Farnyatwan, he will not care at all.

Bissvogsand Farnyatwan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bissvogsand Farnyatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Bissvogsand Farnyatwan on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bissvogsand Farnyatwan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Put Bissvogsand Farnyatwan first in all things.