Larglegpanxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil goat.

Larglegpanxin created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglegpanxin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larglegpanxin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Larglegpanxin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Larglegpanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never sing near squirrels.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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