Bendidwot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable swan.

Bendidwot created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bendidwot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bendidwot, she will turn you into a frog.

Bendidwot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bendidwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed garlic to mice while wearing shirts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bendidwot.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.