Lakvenbamfombuglap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast camel.

Lakvenbamfombuglap created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakvenbamfombuglap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lakvenbamfombuglap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lakvenbamfombuglap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lakvenbamfombuglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Lakvenbamfombuglap on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear green.