Wigfatyok Weevigyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring donkey.

Wigfatyok Weevigyarl created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigfatyok Weevigyarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wigfatyok Weevigyarl, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wigfatyok Weevigyarl's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wigfatyok Weevigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing white ear rings and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.