Carbudpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited lion.

Carbudpib created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbudpib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carbudpib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Carbudpib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Carbudpib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Carbudpib.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.