Shavnakdappod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous mink.

Shavnakdappod created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavnakdappod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavnakdappod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Shavnakdappod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Shavnakdappod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Shavnakdappod nine times a day.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Shavnakdappod's priests.