Pibcadbut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive octopus.

Pibcadbut created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibcadbut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pibcadbut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pibcadbut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pibcadbut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pibcadbut.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not eat beans.