Madgebcin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous goblin.

Madgebcin created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Madgebcin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madgebcin, she will destroy your home planet.

Madgebcin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Madgebcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear magenta trousers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help voles.