Narnuttquart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring raven.

Narnuttquart created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narnuttquart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narnuttquart, he will laugh at you.

Narnuttquart's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Narnuttquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.