Homfobpin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic raven.

Homfobpin created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homfobpin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Homfobpin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Homfobpin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Homfobpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear fawn tights.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never talk about fire.