Rotominfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest salamander.

Rotominfoss created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rotominfoss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotominfoss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotominfoss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rotominfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

3. Never paint your legs gray.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never write about moons.