Vilmadtarbon Jarnjinsug is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable bee.

Vilmadtarbon Jarnjinsug created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Vilmadtarbon Jarnjinsug, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vilmadtarbon Jarnjinsug, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vilmadtarbon Jarnjinsug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vilmadtarbon Jarnjinsug's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never run in the presence of bats.

5. Do not shave your hands.