Quimnullduss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical pigeon.

Quimnullduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimnullduss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quimnullduss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quimnullduss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quimnullduss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise rats for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Pray towards the south.