Straggedstik Hudmeglan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy elephant.

Straggedstik Hudmeglan created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Straggedstik Hudmeglan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Straggedstik Hudmeglan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Straggedstik Hudmeglan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Straggedstik Hudmeglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat bread.