Tagfodcap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty cat.

Tagfodcap created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfodcap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tagfodcap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tagfodcap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tagfodcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.