Quimhigdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless narwhal.

Quimhigdum created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Quimhigdum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimhigdum, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quimhigdum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quimhigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if nine snakes approach from the north.