Rigbasttif is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous naga.

Rigbasttif created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbasttif, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rigbasttif, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rigbasttif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rigbasttif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help gulls in need.