Pinlenrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless butterfly.

Pinlenrull created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pinlenrull, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pinlenrull, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pinlenrull's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pinlenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pinlenrull first in all things.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.