Hombug Yattlitstan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud yak.

Hombug Yattlitstan created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombug Yattlitstan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hombug Yattlitstan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hombug Yattlitstan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hombug Yattlitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Hombug Yattlitstan loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never sit near sharks.
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