Voldit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent octopus.

Voldit created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Voldit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Voldit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Voldit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Voldit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to cats while wearing pink scarves.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.