Sigonttenflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent otter.

Sigonttenflis created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigonttenflis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sigonttenflis, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sigonttenflis' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sigonttenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Sigonttenflis eight times a day.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never talk about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing turquoise dresses.