Tabbephad is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, ruthless
hyena.
Tabbephad created a down quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tabbephad, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tabbephad, he will destroy your home planet.
Tabbephad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Tabbephad's Holy Commandments1. Never mention gulls.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always take life seriously.