Tabbephad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless hyena.

Tabbephad created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbephad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabbephad, he will destroy your home planet.

Tabbephad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tabbephad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.