Dubxucven is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying
goat.
Dubxucven created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubxucven, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dubxucven, it will try to impress you with trees.
Dubxucven's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Dubxucven's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bread to goats while wearing indigo jumpers.
2. Never think ill of sick frogs.
3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.