Dubxucven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying goat.

Dubxucven created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubxucven, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubxucven, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dubxucven's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dubxucven's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to goats while wearing indigo jumpers.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.