Bassvedflag Busbepquag is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, smart
guinea pig.
Bassvedflag Busbepquag created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bassvedflag Busbepquag, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bassvedflag Busbepquag, he will cry a lot.
Bassvedflag Busbepquag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Bassvedflag Busbepquag's Holy Commandments1. Never mention otters.
2. Never talk about dogs.
3. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing yellow hats and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. You must never eat cucumbers.