Mitbombass is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody hydra.

Mitbombass created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mitbombass, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mitbombass, it will turn you into a dog.

Mitbombass' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mitbombass' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing indigo kilts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.