Bonkxemlikleg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish eagle.

Bonkxemlikleg created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkxemlikleg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonkxemlikleg, he will make you grow a tail.

Bonkxemlikleg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bonkxemlikleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Bonkxemlikleg first in all things.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkxemlikleg.