Omtfaddob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty bear.

Omtfaddob created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtfaddob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Omtfaddob, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Omtfaddob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Omtfaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Omtfaddob on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if six dolphins approach from the south.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.