Quamdoddin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage human.

Quamdoddin created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamdoddin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quamdoddin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quamdoddin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quamdoddin's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always obey Quamdoddin's priests.