Zencinvid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient centipede.

Zencinvid created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zencinvid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zencinvid, it will destroy your home planet.

Zencinvid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Zencinvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.