Pidriltarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy frog.

Pidriltarg created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidriltarg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pidriltarg, it will come to you in dreams.

Pidriltarg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pidriltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. You must love Pidriltarg.

3. Never wear white skirts.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing gray shoes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.