Ragsandcab Hunwikdab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, calm dugong.

Ragsandcab Hunwikdab created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Ragsandcab Hunwikdab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragsandcab Hunwikdab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ragsandcab Hunwikdab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ragsandcab Hunwikdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if five mites approach from the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to whales while wearing black tights.