Riggubpan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest goose.

Riggubpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riggubpan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Riggubpan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Riggubpan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Riggubpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of great tits.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the north.