Lunwapgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, resourceful donkey.

Lunwapgar created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunwapgar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunwapgar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lunwapgar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lunwapgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.