Siddotfomhon Ligfudtam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking guinea pig.

Siddotfomhon Ligfudtam created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddotfomhon Ligfudtam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Siddotfomhon Ligfudtam, he will curse you with boils.

Siddotfomhon Ligfudtam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Siddotfomhon Ligfudtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Never sprint in the presence of snails.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.