Cinfudlenbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented hyena.

Cinfudlenbed created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfudlenbed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cinfudlenbed, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Cinfudlenbed's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cinfudlenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cinfudlenbed on top of all buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never feed bread to aardvarks while wearing tights.