Gignurtpang is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic scorpion.

Gignurtpang created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Gignurtpang, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gignurtpang, she will turn you into a frog.

Gignurtpang's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gignurtpang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gignurtpang in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gignurtpang.

3. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing pink trousers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.