Mipgembeg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous crab.

Mipgembeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgembeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipgembeg, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Mipgembeg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mipgembeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never talk about fire.