Dabdogkan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent gorilla.

Dabdogkan created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdogkan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabdogkan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dabdogkan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dabdogkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Dabdogkan loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.