Ditflamgon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying wyvern.

Ditflamgon created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditflamgon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditflamgon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ditflamgon's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ditflamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about black holes.