Genfutrap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered troll.

Genfutrap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genfutrap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Genfutrap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Genfutrap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Genfutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not sit in public.