Rullitkin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful unicorn.

Rullitkin created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullitkin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullitkin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rullitkin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rullitkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

3. Rullitkin loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.