Tarmon is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful
fairy.
Tarmon created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarmon, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tarmon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Tarmon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Tarmon's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to tapirs while wearing fawn jumpers.
3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tarmon in the centre of the settlement.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Tarmon.
5. Always pray immersed in water.