Targhamsin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong cat.

Targhamsin created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhamsin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targhamsin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Targhamsin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Targhamsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat wheat.